ʻAe, e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka mokulele - he nani! A me ka malihini he pahū. Eia kekahi, ua kūpono nā kūlana a pau iā ia. A ʻo ia ka mea lawe pilikia a makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano mea. He koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka ʻiʻo o ka hoa huakaʻi, a ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o kona ʻāʻī. Ke kaulaʻi nei ʻo ia iā ia e like me ka shish kebab ma ka skewer - manaʻo wau inā e piʻi mai ke kolu o ke kanaka i kēia manawa, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi. Ua holomua ka lele!
Auwe ka hoihoi o ka pants pipi, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i emi iki ka hoihoi o nā wahine lio. ʻAʻole ʻo ka pants maikaʻi i keakea i ka moekolohe, ʻo kēia ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kuʻi i nā kaikamahine me ka wehe ʻole ʻana i kou pālule. Ua hōʻoluʻolu maoli ʻia nā kāne.