Ua hoʻohenehene ke kaikunāne, a ua huhū ke kaikuahine i kahi hoʻohenehene hala ʻole loa. A kiʻi ʻia i nā pōlele. ʻO ka liʻiliʻi loa ʻo ko lākou makuahine ka mea kūpono - ua waiho ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine ma kona wahi. ʻOiaʻiʻo, e kukuli ʻo ia a omo - ʻike ʻo ia i kona hewa. ʻAe, i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai ke keikikāne e huki iā ia ma luna o kona puʻu me he wahine hoʻokamakama lā, ua ʻike ka makuahine ua pau kāna hana hoʻonaʻauao. I kēia manawa, aia hoʻokahi pipi i loko o ka hale.
Akā, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e moe kapa ʻole, a laila ʻaʻole i kiʻi kona kaikunāne i nā kiʻi o kona hulu. A i kēia manawa pono ʻo ia e omo i kāna dick i ʻole ʻo ia e kau i kēia mau kiʻi ma ka pūnaewele. He leʻaleʻa punahele na ke kaikunāne ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kaikuahine e like me ia e moe kolohe. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi kelepona paʻa ma kona lima a ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻimi nei iā ia. No laila, hāʻawi ʻo ia i ke kaikamahine i ka uku manuahi. E hana paha wau i kāna hoki i ʻole ʻo ia e paʻakikī loa!
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻAe, ʻo kēia mau pussy haʻuki, wela lākou i ka hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma ka wikiō, no ka mea wela ʻo ia, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pau nā mea a pau i ka wahine hoʻokahi.